God is a Pitcher
Posted by drowningfairy at 10:32 PM on January 29, 2005.
I don't know much about baseball, but I guess if you are a pitcher, you gotta mix it up every now and then. It wouldn't be any fun if all you ever threw were regular pitches. Every now and again, you'd want to throw a curveball. Just to fuck up the batter.
I guess we all come up to the plate, from time to time, hoping that there are no curveballs tonight. At least not to me. Maybe to the next guy, that's ok. Or the one who follows him. Just not me. Cause the whole team is counting on me to hit a homerun, and if you throw me a damned curveball, it's all fucked up.
Then, here it comes, clear as day that it is definetly a curveball. You see it, and best you can, prepare for it. Close your eyes, grit you teeth, and swing so hard you think you lose your arms.
Contact. You can feel the bat push the ball right back in the opposite direction. Up, up into the lights. It's going, it's going, and it falls......
Right into the left fielders mitt. Perfect catch. As if there was any doubt.
So it was a good night for everyone in a way. I hit the curveball, the left fielder finally caught a pop fly, and God made everybody a little happy.
But what about God?
I guess we all come up to the plate, from time to time, hoping that there are no curveballs tonight. At least not to me. Maybe to the next guy, that's ok. Or the one who follows him. Just not me. Cause the whole team is counting on me to hit a homerun, and if you throw me a damned curveball, it's all fucked up.
Then, here it comes, clear as day that it is definetly a curveball. You see it, and best you can, prepare for it. Close your eyes, grit you teeth, and swing so hard you think you lose your arms.
Contact. You can feel the bat push the ball right back in the opposite direction. Up, up into the lights. It's going, it's going, and it falls......
Right into the left fielders mitt. Perfect catch. As if there was any doubt.
So it was a good night for everyone in a way. I hit the curveball, the left fielder finally caught a pop fly, and God made everybody a little happy.
But what about God?